State Fair Hound

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False Profits

Do you remember who the New York State Fair brought in to play a concert on Armed Forces Day in 2023? Yep, hypocritical “patriot” Lee Greenwood. The Hound let out a howl on that (Flag Waiver, May 27, 2023), pointing out that this MAGA dimwit has a lengthy history of backing a well-known, orange-haired serial defendant and wanna-be dictator.

HALF MAST 18Now it seems that Greenwood has upped the ante, joining Donald Duck-the-Charge in his latest scam, selling over-priced Bibles to finance his multiple legal defenses. Maybe the cornball lounge singer should read one of his own Bibles. He could start by counting how many of the Ten Commandments he’s willing to overlook. Then he could find references to what the Good Book has to say about lying,  adultery, lewdness, gluttony, avarice, vulgarity, narcissism, vengeance, sexual assault and racial hatred.

Maybe MAGA Lee is trying to get into the running for the Vice President nomination or maybe he just want to get in on the grift.

Either way, if the Fair brings this false patriot back, there should be an investigation.

Cash Out

The paper money that’s in your wallet right makes a promise to the holder. “This note is legal tender for all debts, public and private.” There are no conditions, no asterisks, no exceptions.

TWENTIESStill many businesses, including SU’s Dome, the Lakeview Amphitheater, the Syracuse Mets’ ballpark and our beloved New York State Fair refuse to accept good old American cash. But there may be hope for those who think the practice of requiring credit cards or electronic payment is nonsensical, discriminatory and potentially subject to fraud and theft.

Channel 9 News recently reported that a bill in the New York State Senate proposes a law that would require merchants to accept cash as payment for goods and services, though allowing some exceptions. Let’s all contact our State Senator and urge support for this measure. Interestingly, New York City already has a law prohibiting cashless businesses.

CASH ONLYMeanwhile, USA Today has reported that the National Park Service being sued over refusal to accept cash.

You can bet that, as you read this, some creep, somewhere is looking at this practice, trying to figure a way to hack into the payments systems or to steal your credit card information. And sooner or later, someone will succeed.

It’s an unnecessary and reckless risk. There was a time that all of these businesses accepted cash and it worked just fine. If they have issues with staffing, accounting and security, they should deal with it as they did back then. It’s called doing business. They all make plenty of profit from the customers they are abusing with their cashless BS.

At least we can use EZ Pass at the Fair and almost all vendors happily accept our money. We’ve heard of some that don’t, so we’ll just keep walking to one that does.

Likewise, smart customers are justified in thinking twice about patronizing businesses and venues that require credit cards.

 

 

 

 

 

200 and Counting

Opening day of the 2024 New York State Fair is a long way off–200 days from Friday to be exact. That’s plenty of time, but there’s much to be done.

As always, State Fair Hound has some ideas that could serve as a blueprint for a better Fair this year and beyond. ON THE MOUNDWhile we’re happy to respect many of the traditions that have made the Fair great over the years, suggestions for improvement, especially from outside the fences of the Fairgrounds or government offices of Albany, are essential to pleasing patrons and boosting chances for a successful 13 days.

The Hound has already promoted some ideas in recent posts. Those include more productive and respectful engagement with vendors and exhibitors (Sticky Red Tape, 9/23/23), humane and responsible treatment of animals in exhibits and performances (Breeding doubt, 9/13/23), continuation of the trend to improve food vendor structures and increase menu variety (Feeding Frenzy, 9/8/23) and revival of senior days with enhancements (Silver Surfers 10/19/23).

Music fans also deserve a better variety of acts, documented here many times, BLOSSOMSincluding Black Listed, 6/20/23, Hip Hopping to Conclusions, 9/21/22 and Triangulation, 7/15/19. Performance venue improvements, especially at Suburban Park, would be appreciated as would more courteous treatment of customers by security staff, who should view their duty to maximize fan comfort and enjoyment while keeping interventions friendly and helpful.

The no-cash policy for admission and parking remains a  flawed idea. Director Sean Hennessey patiently explained to The Hound why he feels that practice is necessary for the Fair, but it remains a burden and a security risk for patrons. Perhaps there’s a compromise to be made there. It should be considered.

The bottled water monopoly granted to Pepsi’s Aquafina brand back in 2018 still rankles customers and handicaps vendors. The market should determine what products are sold on the grounds and at what price.

Transportation and parking issues carry over from year to year and there’s no indication that any effective changes or creative ideas have been considered. Why not? It’s a huge issue, especially on dates when there’s a concert being staged on the other side of I-690–something that should not be happening.POTATO BOOTH

We’d also like to see a more efficient process at the baked potato stand, where lines can be way too slow-moving.

The Hound will pass along more ideas as opening day approaches. We hope that our readers will send theirs to Fair management. In fact, we think that a committee of ordinary folks who love the Fair should be convened on a regular basis–a kind of advisory board. It could pay off.

Right now, there are 200 days to work on making this year’s Fair great. Let’s get to work.

Silver Surfers

Though kids of all ages are often considered the most reliable customers of the New York State Fair, there are droves of baby boomers who never miss it. That’s why The Hound is disappointed that officially-designated senior citizen days have been discontinued from the agenda. SCOOTERS

Although it’s laudable that everyone over the age of 65 is admitted free every day, the Fair needs to do more to cater to senior customers. In years past, senior days were perennially-popular events, starting with hand-picked entertainment on the Chevy Court stage. This year, Herman’s Hermits and Tommy James and the Shondells performed on the first Monday and Tuesday–traditionally senior days–not bad choices but lacking in imagination. Staging some big bands, American songbook singers, bluegrass pickers, romantic crooners and classic country acts could spice up the soundtracks of  designated senior days

In addition to music and entertainment, gray-hairs also love targeted giveaways, vendor specials, scheduled retro events and health-related presentations designed for them. More of those features would be well-received and much-appreciated.

Another benefit that makes for a better Fair experience for older patrons is the motorized scooters for those who find walking difficult. HILLBILLIESThey’re always there and quite popular, but rather expensive at $50 to $65 and limited in availability. Improvements in scooter service certainly seem to be in order.

Of course, numerous favorite food stands are greatly missed by senior diners, but we don’t anticipate the return of the Grange Ox Roast, Gianelli and Baker’s Chicken Coop. Savvy vendors should come up with creative ideas to attract seniors. The whole-meal specials once sold at the Grange stand were popular and led to loyal customer response.

It wouldn’t add much expense for the Fair to get back to scheduling official senior days and it would seem to be a can’t miss hit. We love the kids who swarm the midway, but let’s not forget grandma and grandpa.

Sticky Red Tape

Several of the Hound’s contacts among Fair insiders have this year expressed frustration with the State Fair administration. The most commonly heard complaints center around poor communication, unwillingness to listen and lack of collaboration. SL PAST EXPOThe ugly clash prior to opening day that led to the absence of the Carol Baldwin Fund (Pink Out, Aug. 15, 2023) was well-documented and very disturbing, but not unique.

Apparently, bureaucratic paralysis is taking hold and making life difficult for vendors and exhibitors across the Fairgrounds. Fair administrators, from Director Sean Hennessey’s staff to the Department of Agriculture and Markets, right up to and including Gov. Hochul have to do better.

Some complaints have been heard from stakeholders over the years, but they seem to be louder now. Some of the Fair insiders said that they may not return due to their frustration with Fair brass,coupled with increased fees and expenses that are cutting into their profits. That’s bad news for Fair patrons.

You can bet that state politicians and bureaucrats are behind the problems. They should back off and let Hennessey’s staff handle things. While Hennessey just completed his first Fair at the top, he’s a classy guy and he has a lot of experienced and capable people on board who know the ropes when it comes to running the Fair. They can do the job, so state big shots should–but probably won’t–get out of the way and let them handle things.

Breeding Doubt

While the exhibition of livestock goes back to the origin of the New York State Fair, the passing of years brings alternative viewpoints when it comes to the role of animals at the Fair. As planning begins for the 2024 edition, serious discussion about animal welfare issues would be in order.

During the Fair, a letter was published in the Post-Standard and syracuse.com that questioned the ethics of the Dairy Cow Live Birthing Center. CALFRepresentatives of Woodstock Farm Sanctuary in Ulster County criticized the treatment of the cows and the practice of prematurely separating babies from their from mothers, claiming to have over 10,000 signatures on a petition seeking to have the Birthing Center discontinued.

Their concerns seem valid. Those days-old calves are adorable and Fair visitors certainly enjoy seeing them, but it would seem that a state that touts its dairy farming industry would demonstrate greater sensitivity in its care of cows and calves.

When it comes down to it, we should also be considering whether featuring animals in a petting zoo and a sea lions show meet humane standards. Fair administration should be mindful of humanitarian concerns regarding both livestock and wild animal acts in applying both judgement and compassion.

One idea would be to appoint knowledgeable staff to assess conditions for animals on the grounds and make recommendations regarding their treatment. When legitimate concerns are raised, the Fair has a responsibility to issue a public response and make changes if necessary.

Going Dark

As the 2023 New York State Fair fades into the post-Labor Day sunset, there are plenty of memories, mostly good ones. SUNSET crop

Attendance surged to over 900,000, strengthened by mostly decent weather, though showers dampened several days and Labor Day weekend got pretty hot.

There was a nice balance of new features and established favorites. As expected, the Dinosaur Expedition was a monstrous hit and Lady Houdini made an exciting debut. Juggling the schedule to spotlight the Groovy Guy early in the Fair was a good idea as the wisecracking, rope-walking entertainer put on a fun show to hold the fort until Hilby arrived to large crowds midway through the Fair.

The concert lineup gave most fans little reason to attend. PETER FROM BACKIf Fair organizers aspire a return to attendance totals exceeding a million, they should start with more diversity at the major stages.

Traffic control was generally OK and parking went smoother than in past years. Of course, amp shows tortured drivers, while temporary closures of the orange lot were infuriating for Fair patrons. Both of those things need to change.

Cultural variety seems to be a winning strategy as the Iroquois welcomed returning crowds to their quaint reservation and the colorful Pan African Village grows year-to-year. The Latino Village came to life for the second half of this year, while the new Asian Village will need time to develop and grow, although it already excels in availability of delicious vegetarian food, something that can be tough to find at the Fair.

It was great to see those spunky kids back on the Talent Showcase stage. DANCER 2The experience of competing means a lot to the youngsters, like the dancer pictured here who touchingly dedicated her performance to her recently-deceased father.

As always, there were many food choices, this year adding such creative new entries as the Peanut Butter Paradise at Tommy C’s, Omanii’s vegetarian sandwich and several new Toss & Fire pies. The best way to keep cool on Labor Day was by slurping a fruity Italian Ice from Our Vegan Corner.

Meanwhile, food stand changes continued, though the renovation of the street outside the dairy cattle barn was underwhelming. Daniella’s Steakhouse consolidated to its Art and Home Center venue, allowing Beak and Skiff 1911 to take over the large space inside gate 4. Tully’s new stand is beautiful, better than their food.

EMPTY HORTVendor participation was noticeably depressed in several areas, particularly in the Horticulture Building and the Eatery, where vacancies stood out. Several outdoor spots were also wide open spaces, especially the yard in front of the Youth Building, which is begging for a large show venue. It would be a great location for a performing dog act, something that has been missing for years, although they never fail to draw large crowds. Maybe it’s time to suspend the Sea Lions Splash which is really dull show featuring adorable stars.

While some visitors complain that the Fair never changes, there’s always something new to enjoy and things you don’t see anywhere else. SNAKE KIDThe sand sculpture never fails to amaze, you can come within a few feet of Hawk Creek’s inspiring birds of prey and this year a kid was seen walking on the midway with his emotional-support snake.

For just six bucks, it’s a sensational ride.

State Fair Hound has lots more reaction–what was great and what needs to be better–in upcoming posts. We’ll follow that with plans for tweaks to our own coverage for 2024 and beyond. Meanwhile, we thank our readers for letting us cover the New York State Fair the Hound’s way.

 

Squeezing the Orange

The temporary closing of the orange parking lot midday on Aug. 25 should infuriate drivers who needed parking to attend the New York State Fair. PKG. LOT TUBAThe lot was closed to traffic for a few hours in order to assure that fans heading out to the amphitheater would be able to pull into one of the narrow spaces that evening.

Did you get that? People going to the Fair were inconvenienced, perhaps significantly, to accommodate the misplaced, ill-conceived concert venue. Thus the question of why there are amp shows held during the 13-day run of the Fair becomes more mystifying.

It’s bad enough that evening State Fair traffic is catastrophically impacted several times each year, now people can’t even plan on that huge parking lot being available for the Fair as intended when it was paved at great expense to taxpayers.

We know that it’s pointless to expect the promoter to hold off on shows. They care nothing about Fair patrons and not much more about their own concert ticket holders if there’s money to be made. RAMP SIGNS 15But state and/or county government officials have to step in and demand suspension of concerts during that Fair. There will still be plenty of dates to book shows at the amp, so holding off for two weeks is the best plan for fans of both the concerts and the Fair.

Just do it.

On The Trail, Day 5–Flash and Dash

Every so often, State Fair Hound switches to a wide-angle lens to remind readers how much there is within the border of the New York State Fair. Each year brings some changes for better or worse, but it’s always an astounding and mind-blowing event.

Regular readers know very well that The Hound is a big believer in planning for your day at the Fair. CROSSING SDIf you put a focus on activities you enjoy most, you’re much more likely to great day on the grounds. It’s not a bad idea to unfold your Fair map and choose a route, at least informally, so you can save steps and energy while making sure you make it to all of your favorites.

The big picture is dazzling, for sure. Our Fair has just about anything you call entertainment. When you start making a list–as we did–it’s hard to stop.. CHAIR GUYThere’s music, fine art, gardening, nature, livestock, cars, farming, antiques, cooking, Native American history and dance, wild animals, theater, trains, wine and beer, sports, science and medicine, a circus, African culture, crafts, hunting and fishing, food, food and more food from some of Central New York’s finest restaurants serving perennial culinary treats and exotic concoctions.

Not enough? Strolling acts like Hilby, Bandaloni and the Strolling Piano are hard to find anywhere else. The nearly-unique butter sculpture and the amazing sand sculpture are great fun. Free samples and prize drawings abound. And you already know about the midway, a world of entertainment in itself.

If you enjoy taking photos, you can spend the entire 13 days snapping pictures without repeating one. There’s no shortage of shopping, including many unusual items and those crazy things hyped on television infomercials. Even the sales pitches are entertaining. COW LINEUP

Focus on the achievements and ideas of young New Yorkers in the Youth Building, the Talent Showcase, the FFA Exhibits Building and the animal barns. Hop on a tram and relax while enjoying a free tour of the grounds or view it all from above on the Broadway Skyliner.

Do you have questions or need information about state government services? Many are here. You can pay your respects to veterans and remember 9-11 victims, attend worship services, register to vote, sign up to be an organ donor, play the State Lottery, investigate educational or professional opportunities or plan your next vacation.

There are many patrons who love to just sit with a meal or a drink and watch people pass by. Pull up a picnic table and take it all in. ZIPPERThere are food stands that have a neighborhood tavern or sports bar atmosphere, complete with televised games. The whole show ends with dazzling fireworks.

No event, not even the Great New York State Fair, is for everybody. But if you don’t enjoy it, it’s not because there’s not enough there. For more on the wealth of entertainment at the Fair, scroll through the posts here on statefairhound.com and review the Fair’s website, www.nysfair.ny.gov.

 

The great Indoors

It seems that every year we wonder what will be going on in the Exposition Center at this Fair. The answer is usually, “Not much.” But hooray–this year Expo will host Dinosaur Expedition featuring more than 60 true-to-life, prehistoric lizards from the Mesozoic Era.

The imposing dinosaurs will stick around for the entire 13-day run of the Fair and everyone will be admitted for no charge above regular admission. The big dino show features fearsome creatures that range in size from babies measuring three-feet or “fun-sized,” to full-grown massive creatures that stand as tall as 35 feet and span as long as 80 feet. _DSC4735Visitors will be able to walk through the indoor experience at their own pace, taking in the wonders of dinosaurs, including the Tyrannosaurus Rex, Velociraptor, Brachiosaurus, and Stegosaurus.

“With moving heads, necks, tails and wings, mouths that open and close, blinking eyes and sounds that mimic breathing movements, these creations have such stunning, advanced animatronic features that visitors will feel like they are really walking among the dinosaurs,” said Sean Hennessey, Interim Fair Director. While the exhibit has been to cities including Chicago, Dallas, and Las Vegas, this is the first time that Immersive Productions has brought the dinosaurs to a state fair. Typically, in other cities where it visits, attendees pay a minimum of $25 per person to experience the Dinosaur Expedition.

Finally, the programming in the Expo is commensurate with the potential of the still-shiny hall, hearkening back decades during which The Hound has covered the Fair as many immensely popular traveling exhibits drew crowds to one of the Fair’s buildings. Thinking back to the late 20th century, we remember terrific displays from the Baseball Hall of Fame and NASA, presidential memorabilia of Kennedy and Reagan and a phenomenally popular Elvis Presley collection. Corning Glass made numerous appearances with dazzling demonstrations of glass-blowing. LAKE PLACID 18

Such door-buster exhibits have been missing lately and that’s too bad. They were always Fair fan favorites and could be again. The dinos may be a beginning.

Also in Expo is an “I Love New York” tourism display and the return of the popular playground area.

 

Pink Out

The recently-reported kerfuffle resulting in the withdrawal from the New York State Fair of the Carol Baldwin Fund and its pink recycling bins is more evidence of the Fair being hamstrung by political nitwits and incompetent bureaucrats in Albany. RECYCLE BARRELNewschannel 9 aired an interview by reporter Andrew Donovan with Executive Director Elizabeth Baldwin, who was clearly exasperated by what she termed  “non-communication and mistreatment” by the state. The cancer-fighting agency’s annual booth in the Science and Industry building will also be absent.

There’s been no comment from the state, but take it from The Hound, this mess oozed right out of Albany. Decades of experience covering the Fair have made it clear that this type of stupidity is always forced upon Fair administrators by overzealous lawyers and political hacks. The director and his team can’t say so if they want to stay employed, but we’d bet you a two-dollar bottle of tap water (thanks, Albany) that is the case.

Will reporters on the scene when the Gov shows up, perhaps on opening day, ask her about the needless meddling that made a simple operation benefiting a very worthwhile cause into an impenetrable tangle of red tape.? More important, will she answer? Probably not.

Someone should remind the politburo that this event belongs to us. Nobody asked regular folks what they think about bureaucratic meddling chasing this important fundraiser off the Fairgrounds. But they should already know the answer.

 

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